The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.
A virtuous girl never chases after boys; who ever saw a mousetrap chasing mice? - Julian Tuwim
A virtuous girl never chases after boys; who ever saw a mousetrap chasing mice?
- Julian Tuwim
Life--a lifelong death sentence. - Julian Tuwim
Life--a lifelong death sentence.
Throw a lucky man into water and he'll surface with a fish in his mouth. - Julian Tuwim
Throw a lucky man into water and he'll surface with a fish in his mouth.
Tragedy--to fall in love with a face, and marry the whole woman. - Julian Tuwim
Tragedy--to fall in love with a face, and marry the whole woman.
Even the most beautiful legs end somewhere. - Julian Tuwim
Even the most beautiful legs end somewhere.
A pessimist says all women are loose. An optimist does not, but he has hopes. - Julian Tuwim
A pessimist says all women are loose. An optimist does not, but he has hopes.
Fidelity--a strong itch with a prohibition to scratch. - Julian Tuwim
Fidelity--a strong itch with a prohibition to scratch.
Success--something your friends will never forgive you. - Julian Tuwim
Success--something your friends will never forgive you.
Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain. - Julian Tuwim
Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain.
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