I grew up watching my Dad, Uncles Ciaran Murray and Brendan Murray, and cousin, Aedin Murray, who were all national caliber Gaelic football players i…

- Patrick Murray

The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.

- Patrick Murray

The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.

- Patrick Murray

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

- Patrick Murray

Tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set you free.

- Patrick Murray

Repent or be damned! If you have already repented, please disregard this notice.

- Patrick Murray

Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't.

- Patrick Murray

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.

- Patrick Murray

Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life . . . and you messed it up again.

- Patrick Murray