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Dig: I'm Jewish. Count Basie's Jewish. Ray Charles is Jewish. Eddie Cantor's goyish. B'nai B'rith is goyish; Hadassah, Jewish. If you live in New York or any other big city, you are Jewish. It doesn't matter even if you're Catholic; if you live in New York, you're Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you're going to be goyish even if you're Jewish.

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Lenny Bruce's Popular Quotes

The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.

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There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.

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The American Constitution was not written to protect criminals; it was written to protect the government from becoming criminals.

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I think it's about time we gave up religion and got back to God.

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If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

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I want to perform an unnatural act.

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It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness.

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Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich.

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Communism is just one big telephone company.

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