The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill.

- Bryan Q. Miller

Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma.

- Bryan Q. Miller

The quality of food is in inverse proportion to a dining room's altitude, especially atop bank and hotel buildings (airplanes are an extreme example).

- Bryan Q. Miller

At lunchtime the place is jumping, while at night the dining rooms could have been rented out for chess tournaments.

- Bryan Q. Miller

Cheese steaks are the gastronomic icons of this ethnic city.

- Bryan Q. Miller

If you want a reliable tip, drive into a town, go to the nearest appliance store and seek out the dishwasher repair man. He spends a lot of time in r…

- Bryan Q. Miller