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I have figured for you the distance between the horns of a dilemma, night and day, and A and Z. I have computed how far is Up, how long it takes to get Away, and what becomes of Gone. I have discovered the length of the sea serpent, the price of priceless, and the square of the hippopotamus. I know where you are when you are at Sixes and Sevens, how much Is you have to have to make an Are, and how many birds you can catch with the salt in the ocean - 187,796,132, if it would interest you.

James Thurber
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James Thurber's Popular Quotes

These are the days of bootleg love.

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Don't count your boobies until they are hatched.

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All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.

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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

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There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.

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There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.

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Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

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Beautiful things don't ask for attention.

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I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.

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