Do unto the other feller the way he'd like to do unto you, and do it fast.

- Edward Noyes Westcott

The only man who can't change his mind is a man who hasn't got one

- Edward Noyes Westcott

A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog.

- Edward Noyes Westcott

If I've done anything I'm sorry for, I'm willing to be forgiven.

- Edward Noyes Westcott

I reckon there's as much human nature in some folks as there is in others, if not more.

- Edward Noyes Westcott