I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

- Oliver Reed

Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering …

- Oliver Reed

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

- Oliver Reed

There is, of course, a world of difference between cricket and the movie business ... I suppose doing a love scene with Racquel Welch roughly corresp…

- Oliver Reed

Raquel Welch is someone I can also live without. We've got some love scenes together and I am dreading them!

- Oliver Reed

I like to give my inhibitions a bath now and then.

- Oliver Reed

You meet a better class of person in pubs.

- Oliver Reed

I like the effect drink has on me. What's the point of staying sober?

- Oliver Reed

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily bel…

- Oliver Reed