Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, the man called the doctor. The doctor says, "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"

Henny Youngman's Popular Quotes

When it comes to work, there are many who will stop at nothing.

- Henny Youngman

Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.

- Henny Youngman

My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?" My wife said, "I must be late, everyone i…

- Henny Youngman

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"

- Henny Youngman

Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

- Henny Youngman

My wife has a black belt in shopping.

- Henny Youngman

I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?

- Henny Youngman

Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.

- Henny Youngman

I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.

- Henny Youngman