I think when I envisioned my documentaries, what I wanted to do when I left, I had no business doing those documentaries. I didn't know what I was doing. I was delving into an arena that I had no experience in, and Netflix paired me up with two documentarians that really executed my vision perfectly. That was great, to see that. All of a sudden I'm at Sundance, and those are premiering. I just thought, "Wow, they were four ideas I pitched one day, and now it's coming to fruition on this scale."
I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing. - Chelsea Handler
I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing.
- Chelsea Handler
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being… - Chelsea Handler
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being…
I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people. - Chelsea Handler
I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.
Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway. - Chelsea Handler
Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway.
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. - Chelsea Handler
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.
I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun … - Chelsea Handler
I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun …
I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends. - Chelsea Handler
I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.
I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter. - Chelsea Handler
I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.
It’s true what they say about patience being a virtue; it just happens to be a virtue that I choose not to pursue. - Chelsea Handler
It’s true what they say about patience being a virtue; it just happens to be a virtue that I choose not to pursue.
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