A cat is a purring parcel of paradox, a cunning collection of contradictions. A cat is lazy and busy, dainty and savage, affectionate and aloof, gree…

- Leonore Fleischer

If you are reading a large newspaper, all spread out on the table, your cat will come and sit on the very paragraph you are reading, the talented cat…

- Leonore Fleischer

No means everything to a dog, nothing to a cat.

- Leonore Fleischer

who hasn't slept in an empty bed sometimes, longing for the embrace of another person on the achingly short trip to the grave?

- Leonore Fleischer

Guilt didn't put any butter on the bread of life.

- Leonore Fleischer

To find his own salvation, a man must first find the fool locked inside himself and set it free.

- Leonore Fleischer

New York City is like the appetizer table at a Jewish wedding, loaded with salt and spice and cholesterol and flavor, with a waiter holding out pleas…

- Leonore Fleischer

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

- Leonore Fleischer

From talk radio to insult radio wasn't really that much of a leap.

- Leonore Fleischer