They say that dog is man's best friend, and I think it's true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff my best friend does, like drool on my couch, mooch my food and hump my wife.
Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak. - Brad Wilkerson
Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak.
- Brad Wilkerson
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it's often in huge tits, too. - Brad Wilkerson
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it's often in huge tits, too.
I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line. - Brad Wilkerson
I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line.
They say that dog is man's best friend, and I think it's true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff my best friend does, like drool on my couch, mooch… - Brad Wilkerson
They say that dog is man's best friend, and I think it's true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff my best friend does, like drool on my couch, mooch…
Light up a spliff and hit the strip club. - Brad Wilkerson
Light up a spliff and hit the strip club.
Sure, companies say they're sensitive to their employees' cultural heritages, but show up on casual Friday wearing a necklace made from the ears of y… - Brad Wilkerson
Sure, companies say they're sensitive to their employees' cultural heritages, but show up on casual Friday wearing a necklace made from the ears of y…
Tapping melons with your knuckles is a good way of making your selection in the store, but apparently it's frowned upon at the strip club. - Brad Wilkerson
Tapping melons with your knuckles is a good way of making your selection in the store, but apparently it's frowned upon at the strip club.
As an enlisted sailor, I don't feel that the Navy is advancing me in rank fast enough, so I'm going to change my last name to Stains. My guess is the… - Brad Wilkerson
As an enlisted sailor, I don't feel that the Navy is advancing me in rank fast enough, so I'm going to change my last name to Stains. My guess is the…
I recently read that Arnold Schwarzenegger collects Hummers. Now we know why Maria's face is frozen in that puckered position. - Brad Wilkerson
I recently read that Arnold Schwarzenegger collects Hummers. Now we know why Maria's face is frozen in that puckered position.
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