If you get a dog, take care of your dog! You can just not have a dog if you don't feel like taking care of one, it's very easy to not have a dog.
Knowledge of death is the beginning of wisdom. - Mallory Ortberg
Knowledge of death is the beginning of wisdom.
- Mallory Ortberg
As long as you don't think he's just pretending not to mind for your sake, it sounds like he has truly accepted that blow jobs are too difficult and … - Mallory Ortberg
As long as you don't think he's just pretending not to mind for your sake, it sounds like he has truly accepted that blow jobs are too difficult and …
It can't hurt to have a backup. - Mallory Ortberg
It can't hurt to have a backup.
Depression cannot be overcome by listing a series of good things in one's life, any more than a broken foot can be healed by thinking about all the o… - Mallory Ortberg
Depression cannot be overcome by listing a series of good things in one's life, any more than a broken foot can be healed by thinking about all the o…
If this is something you'd truly like to work on, not out of a sense of guilt but because you would enjoy occasionally reciprocating, there are a wea… - Mallory Ortberg
If this is something you'd truly like to work on, not out of a sense of guilt but because you would enjoy occasionally reciprocating, there are a wea…
Don't badger people without children into admitting the secret desire for children you're sure they have to you! Don't badger anyone! Leave the badge… - Mallory Ortberg
Don't badger people without children into admitting the secret desire for children you're sure they have to you! Don't badger anyone! Leave the badge…
Asexuality does not make our lives any worse or any better, we just face a different set of challenges than most sexual people. - Mallory Ortberg
Asexuality does not make our lives any worse or any better, we just face a different set of challenges than most sexual people.
If your partner asks you if something bothers you, and something bothers you, the best thing you can do is say, "Yes, it bothers me." Otherwise you c… - Mallory Ortberg
If your partner asks you if something bothers you, and something bothers you, the best thing you can do is say, "Yes, it bothers me." Otherwise you c…
So many people choose silence after the immediate wake of a death out of fear of saying something out of turn or "bringing up bad memories" that bere… - Mallory Ortberg
So many people choose silence after the immediate wake of a death out of fear of saying something out of turn or "bringing up bad memories" that bere…
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