Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame.

- Cynthia Heimel

With dogs, you don't need gurus. Dogs are forever in the moment. They are always a tidal wave of feelings, and every feeling is some variant of love.

- Cynthia Heimel

We must eschew anything trivial. We must embrace all that is frivolous.... Trivial things take up all your time and dull your senses, whereas frivoli…

- Cynthia Heimel

Throughout their lives, women try to pummel their bodies into some phantom ideal shape that exists only with a lot of airbrushing. ... I don't blame …

- Cynthia Heimel

The moment you decide that you're a grownup now, and therefore must put away foolish things like staying out all night or cruising down strange highw…

- Cynthia Heimel

Those rosy memories we all share are actually memories from our favorite TV shows. We've confused our own childhoods with episodes of "Ozzie and Harr…

- Cynthia Heimel

One does not have to sleep with, or even touch, someone who has paid for your meal. All those obligations are hereby rendered null and void, and any …

- Cynthia Heimel

There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth.

- Cynthia Heimel

Possessions, for the terminally frightened, bring peace of mind.

- Cynthia Heimel