Things are not always as they appear to be as.

- Mike Shannon

Don't bite off your head to spite your nose.

- Mike Shannon

Warming up for the Brewers is that lefthander they got from the Mets, Bill Pulitzer.

- Mike Shannon

The right-hander is throwing up in the bullpen.

- Mike Shannon

Everybody in St. Louis, every kid in St. Louis, wanted to be Stan Musial. He was the best.

- Mike Shannon

It's Mother's Day, so a big 'Happy Birthday' to all you mothers out there!

- Mike Shannon

Whenever I think of Milwaukee, I think of the American League. Hmm, Boston, Atlanta, weren't they the Browns, too?

- Mike Shannon

Sometimes when you feel the urge, you've just gotta go.

- Mike Shannon

There's a woman protecting herself from the sun with a carousel.

- Mike Shannon