Can we rename [Taylor Swift] Pinocchio Swift?

- Piers Morgan

I'd swap everything I've done in my miserable little life to bat like Virender Sehwag

- Piers Morgan

Don't chase women, they will chase you. They are like horses in a pasture: if you don't go drooling over her, she is going to want to know why.

- Piers Morgan

What is it about this ideological dream of the right to bear arms that overrides any other rights, I mean the rights to not have your children killed…

- Piers Morgan

I kind of think we have too many guns in this country.

- Piers Morgan

There is a type of snobbish, pompous journalist who thinks that the only news that has any validity is war, famine, pestilence or politics. I don’t c…

- Piers Morgan

I think that variety is the key to our success. It is what makes us [artists] different, and long may that continue.

- Piers Morgan

I want to interview the most important people in the world and have everyone in America the next day going, 'Did you see that?'

- Piers Morgan

That amazing moment when your crush has a crush on you. It's a wonderful feeling knowing that the person who you want to be in a relationship with li…

- Piers Morgan