The night is young, and by the grace of magic, so are we.

- Michael Buckley

I'm soooooo telling." Puck stood behind her. "You two disobeyed your parents! I'm both shocked and really impressed.

- Michael Buckley

The only bad ideas are the ones never tried.

- Michael Buckley

By the way, you don't need the makeup." Puck said.

- Michael Buckley

If we have to get married and have a million babies, I hope our relationship will be built on mutual disgust and an endless barrage of ridicule and i…

- Michael Buckley

I mean, if you could have a wizard grant a wish, would you waste it on going to Kansas?

- Michael Buckley

Don't duh me!" Puck snapped. "Trying to figure out what you're thinking from one day to the next takes more brains than I have." Well, maybe you shou…

- Michael Buckley

Maybe one of the monsters ate him," Daphne whimpered. "That would be awesome," Puck said. Sabrina flashed him an angry look. "Awesome in a terrible, …

- Michael Buckley

I ate her cooking for eighteen years," he whispered. "You get used to it." "Oh yeah, when?" "I think it happened around the seventeenth year," Henry …

- Michael Buckley