I've seen Jaws [movie], like, 800 times. And I love it.

- Rob Huebel

I've stolen a lot. Let me think about the best thing I've stolen. Stolen a lot of hearts.

- Rob Huebel

I didn't drink at all in school, so when I went to college, I went nuts. I was trying to catch up on all the partying I missed out on.

- Rob Huebel

You know, when you see a haircut of yourself from around 12 or 13, it's rough. I also had really bad acne. Where I had to take this medicine - seriou…

- Rob Huebel

If you're going to steal a car, don't steal a mail vehicle. They don't mess around. I mean, have fun, steal all the cars you want, but don't steal a …

- Rob Huebel

When you're expecting a baby, there's a lot you can plan for, but when it happens early you just have to jump into it. Whatever plans you had, everyt…

- Rob Huebel

That's a weird way to torture yourself. Just watch a movie, over and over, that you hate. That's really funny - that's probably exactly what hell is …

- Rob Huebel

I was really good in high school, so in college I was going to be really bad.

- Rob Huebel

I've had and probably still have a lot of bad haircuts. My mom just sent me some pictures - I don't know why she did this - but she sent me some pict…

- Rob Huebel