Life is like Candyland, there are many paths to take, sometimes you run into Lord Licorice but the end will always be Candy Castle.

- Jack Barakat

Don't get stressed over the little things and make sure you're enjoying life to the fullest.

- Jack Barakat

Do what makes you happy, think later.

- Jack Barakat

Life's too awesome to waste your time thinking about someone who doesn't treat you right.

- Jack Barakat

I Google myself pretty often. I usually find something about All Time Low or my break-up with Holly [Madison].

- Jack Barakat

I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at all your butts.

- Jack Barakat

What I do know is, I never plan on growing up inside.

- Jack Barakat

You don't always get the waterfall shortcut in Mario Kart. That's life.

- Jack Barakat

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.

- Jack Barakat