Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.

- Darynda Jones

Do not disturb. Already there.

- Darynda Jones

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.

- Darynda Jones

An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

- Darynda Jones

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

- Darynda Jones

What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and soul. I want you in my bed every night. I want you ther…

- Darynda Jones

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

- Darynda Jones

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's D…

- Darynda Jones

When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT

- Darynda Jones