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Don't bring your sand toys to the park. That's another bad move. Because I go to the park, and I'm on the Vicodin and a little weed too - let's face it - and I go in there, and my wife's like, 'Bring the sand toys! Bring the sand toys!' And I know what happens every single time: I become sand toy repo man from the eight little kids that run off in nine different directions with my sand toys.

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I'm always alone. Sad face emoticon.

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You grow up real quick, a half-Mexican in a sailor's suit, because I'd be riding the streetcar to school everyday - minding my own business, humming …

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Im so sick of people treating Latinos like some homogenous group that all feel the same way about everything.

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We're down in Mexico. It's for a bachelor party, so we go into a Mexican strip club... I go back with this woman down a murky hallway, and then witho…

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My primary responsibility is to be funny.

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I bullshit on the phone all day with a variety of people discussing various projects, and occasionally write jokes.

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The horrible truth is that I am lazy and I am going to write and do bits that just hand themselves to me.

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