I expected Dracula to come jumping out any second. If he did I'd have held up a cross, cause he's allergic to bullshit.
Friends take up time, and I didn't have time. - Richard Pryor
Friends take up time, and I didn't have time.
- Richard Pryor
A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth. - Richard Pryor
A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit. - Richard Pryor
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.
There's nothing worse than being an aging young person. - Richard Pryor
There's nothing worse than being an aging young person.
I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells. - Richard Pryor
I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.
The MS really started going downhill in 1990. - Richard Pryor
The MS really started going downhill in 1990.
Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatr… - Richard Pryor
Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatr…
I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enou… - Richard Pryor
I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enou…
All humor is rooted in pain. - Richard Pryor
All humor is rooted in pain.
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