To write drama is to leave a can of Coke by the side of the road. Then, sit on that can of Coke. Where's the can of Coke now?

- Stephen Adly Guirgis

I think anything that anyone writes thats any good is going to have a lot of autobiography.

- Stephen Adly Guirgis

I had just done something in TV, but my real love is theater. I had won this award and I was up at Yale, and I was happy because it came with money.

- Stephen Adly Guirgis