There should be a drama series about women trying to figure out their mystery leg bruises.

- Kelly Oxford

Brad Pitt is older than Archie Bunker was in the first two seasons of All In The Family.

- Kelly Oxford

As a writer, I could write in Canada and still get the American benefits. But I wanted to come down here for the good weather and for the parties, I …

- Kelly Oxford

I had a dream I was walking down the street and didn't have to hold anyone's hand

- Kelly Oxford

Canadians always make jokes about the arrogant American, but the longer I'm here, the more I realize, "Oh, it isn't that they're arrogant, it's just …

- Kelly Oxford

I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes.

- Kelly Oxford

It's terrifying to think about all things that were awful for you. But for me, sharing all of them was so satisfying, because people read them and ge…

- Kelly Oxford

I like the idea that we can contain our weirdness, but I prefer it when we wear it all over ourselves.

- Kelly Oxford

When you listen to people who have accomplished so much, the one thing they always say is, "I didn't let anybody stop me." I really, really, steadfas…

- Kelly Oxford