True it is,/ That these are not the droids for which thou search'st. -Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi

- Ian Doescher

O help/ Me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, help. Thou art/ Mine only hope. -Leia Organa

- Ian Doescher

If flurries be the food of quests, snow on.

- Ian Doescher

- Be thou not technical with me,/Or else thine input valve may swift receive/a hearty helping of my golden foot.

- Ian Doescher

Mostly, I hope that by having some fun with Shakespeare's style I'll encourage young people who are intimidated by Shakespeare to give him a try.

- Ian Doescher

This Force, by troth, I'll never comprehend! It doth control and also doth obey? And 'tis within and yet it is beyond, 'Tis both inside and yet outsi…

- Ian Doescher

I pray thee, sir, forgive me for the mess/And whether I shot first, I'll not confess. - Han Solo

- Ian Doescher

My favorite play is Hamlet. It was my first love when it comes to Shakespeare, and I've read it and seen it performed more than just about every othe…

- Ian Doescher

Trying to write while I'm distracted definitely doesn't work for me. I'm also a compulsive saver of my files, so every writing session ends with me e…

- Ian Doescher