Due to the potent combination of my sexual recklessness and the slutty nature of some of the girls I have slept with, I have accumulated enough stories and anecdotes about abortion that they could name a Planned Parenthood clinic after me.
Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb. - Tucker Max
Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.
- Tucker Max
Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men don't do anything-creat… - Tucker Max
Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men don't do anything-creat…
The meaning of life is to create meaning for your life. - Tucker Max
The meaning of life is to create meaning for your life.
The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them - Tucker Max
The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them
But here's the thing about being honest: All the liars HATE you for it, and most of the people in the world are liars. They lie to their bosses, they… - Tucker Max
But here's the thing about being honest: All the liars HATE you for it, and most of the people in the world are liars. They lie to their bosses, they…
I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying. - Tucker Max
I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.
Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people. - Tucker Max
Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.
You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like liste… - Tucker Max
You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like liste…
You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun j… - Tucker Max
You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun j…
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