Due to the potent combination of my sexual recklessness and the slutty nature of some of the girls I have slept with, I have accumulated enough stories and anecdotes about abortion that they could name a Planned Parenthood clinic after me.
Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb. - Tucker Max
Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.
- Tucker Max
Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men don't do anything-creat… - Tucker Max
Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for you. Men don't do anything-creat…
The meaning of life is to create meaning for your life. - Tucker Max
The meaning of life is to create meaning for your life.
But here's the thing about being honest: All the liars HATE you for it, and most of the people in the world are liars. They lie to their bosses, they… - Tucker Max
But here's the thing about being honest: All the liars HATE you for it, and most of the people in the world are liars. They lie to their bosses, they…
The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them - Tucker Max
The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them
You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun j… - Tucker Max
You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun j…
Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people. - Tucker Max
Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.
You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like liste… - Tucker Max
You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like liste…
I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying. - Tucker Max
I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.
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