I will be writing to the relevant authorities to complain but I'm wasting my breath.

- Joe Royle

We did not pass the ball... we couldn't have found our front two with radar.

- Joe Royle

I don't blame individuals, Elton, I blame myself

- Joe Royle

I don't blame individuals, I blame myself.

- Joe Royle

The trouble with Earl Barrett is that he's one paced .... Zooommmmm.

- Joe Royle

Mario Balotelli is like Marmite, you either love him or hate him. Me? I'm in between.

- Joe Royle

That was clearly a tackle aimed at getting revenge - or maybe it was just out-and-out retribution.

- Joe Royle

If it had gone in, it would have been a goal.

- Joe Royle

Duncan became a legend before he became a player at Everton.

- Joe Royle