It's easier not to make a particular joke in case it offends. But every joke will offend someone, and I've always believed that the audience is bigger than one person. The danger is that things will become bland.
I was the kind of person who got bullied and loved the attention of it. - David Walliams
I was the kind of person who got bullied and loved the attention of it.
- David Walliams
I was quite fat as a kid. And swimming is a sport you can enjoy whatever size you are. If you're fat, running is a pain. I'm not really built for run… - David Walliams
I was quite fat as a kid. And swimming is a sport you can enjoy whatever size you are. If you're fat, running is a pain. I'm not really built for run…
It was impossible to sleep. Anxiety stopped me from falling asleep; depression woke me up. - David Walliams
It was impossible to sleep. Anxiety stopped me from falling asleep; depression woke me up.
When I was a child I devoured every book I could get my hands on. I loved losing myself in colourful and dramatic stories - and my absolute favourite… - David Walliams
When I was a child I devoured every book I could get my hands on. I loved losing myself in colourful and dramatic stories - and my absolute favourite…
All you can do in this life is follow your dreams. Otherwise you're just wasting your time. - David Walliams
All you can do in this life is follow your dreams. Otherwise you're just wasting your time.
I love telling stories. I love the intimacy between the writer and reader. When you write sketches it's over in two minutes. When you write a book th… - David Walliams
I love telling stories. I love the intimacy between the writer and reader. When you write sketches it's over in two minutes. When you write a book th…
I've just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired. - David Walliams
I've just swum the length of the Thames. I feel quite tired.
I had a very happy childhood, but I wasn't that happy a child. I liked being alone and creating characters and voices. I think that's when your creat… - David Walliams
I had a very happy childhood, but I wasn't that happy a child. I liked being alone and creating characters and voices. I think that's when your creat…
I still enjoy my life, and I feel like I've achieved enough things that if I never did anything again, I'd feel confident that I'd still have made my… - David Walliams
I still enjoy my life, and I feel like I've achieved enough things that if I never did anything again, I'd feel confident that I'd still have made my…
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