I'm a professional Jonathan Coulton. It's partially ego, to be completely honest: It feels great to have people adoring you in that way.

- Jonathan Coulton

I very easily decide in certain situations that I'm an outsider. That's just my own craziness. I think that I have sympathy for those characters who …

- Jonathan Coulton

It's weird but it's amazing, and it's great to know people are thinking about you. It's a huge ego boost and anyone that says they don't love that is…

- Jonathan Coulton

There's a vast ecosystem for music outside of Myspace and Facebook and you need to make sure that your music is in as many hands as possible. I wante…

- Jonathan Coulton

There's something about comedy, funny things, that people want to pass them along. Serious things and personal things are much more privately enjoyed…

- Jonathan Coulton

One thing I've learned is that the audience not only wants to be talked to but they also like to talk back. Maybe that's not a universal thing but pe…

- Jonathan Coulton

You should know how great things were before you. Even so, they're better still today. I can't think of who I was before you ruined everything in the…

- Jonathan Coulton

Make good stuff, then make it easy for people to buy it. There’s your anti-piracy plan.

- Jonathan Coulton

I'd always meant to become a musician. I'd just never gotten around to it. And my daughter being born, I was like, Okay, this is seriously the last c…

- Jonathan Coulton