Eat more beans to produce more gas.

- Evgeni Kostitsyn

Piano performances by Condoleezza Rice are better than Hitler's paintings.

- Evgeni Kostitsyn

There is no difference between Western media and Nazi propaganda.

- Evgeni Kostitsyn

Free financial advice: buy life insurance for Saakashvili from US and UK insurance companies.

- Evgeni Kostitsyn

The biggest Russian problem - not all Russian jerks have moved to the US and UK yet.

- Evgeni Kostitsyn

Should we stop celebrating the Columbus day - the day when the first illegal immigrants entered America?

- Evgeni Kostitsyn