Eddie Izzard is doing his show in French... Will he be able to fake ad-lib as well in other languages? He's been speaking French for a while now, but he's talking about doing his act in German. Haven't the German people suffered enough?
There's a lot of controversy online, some people say i'm a genius and other say i'm hugely talented. - Andy Kindler
There's a lot of controversy online, some people say i'm a genius and other say i'm hugely talented.
- Andy Kindler
My cat's fully capable of speaking, but he says he's afraid of me turning it into a Kevin James vehicle. - Andy Kindler
My cat's fully capable of speaking, but he says he's afraid of me turning it into a Kevin James vehicle.
You know, civil rights is great and everything, but a lot of people don't realize that plumbers in the South make less money than when they used to i… - Andy Kindler
You know, civil rights is great and everything, but a lot of people don't realize that plumbers in the South make less money than when they used to i…
Tracy Morgan apologizes for his homophobic rant, still no apologies for the sketch about the guy living under the street. - Andy Kindler
Tracy Morgan apologizes for his homophobic rant, still no apologies for the sketch about the guy living under the street.
Maybe Bill Maher should just practice his monologue a few times before the show, so he wouldn't find it so hilarious. But I kid the asshole. - Andy Kindler
Maybe Bill Maher should just practice his monologue a few times before the show, so he wouldn't find it so hilarious. But I kid the asshole.
I noticed whenever you call information, 411, there's always a computer voice, and they go, 'What number would you like? City and state, please.' 'Ye… - Andy Kindler
I noticed whenever you call information, 411, there's always a computer voice, and they go, 'What number would you like? City and state, please.' 'Ye…
George Lopez does so much mugging, I'm surprised he's not up on charges. - Andy Kindler
George Lopez does so much mugging, I'm surprised he's not up on charges.
Some of my inventions didn't take off. I invented a url lengthener. - Andy Kindler
Some of my inventions didn't take off. I invented a url lengthener.
Now we have two choices in life: have sex with the same person forever or risk a terminal disease. Either way, your life is over. - Andy Kindler
Now we have two choices in life: have sex with the same person forever or risk a terminal disease. Either way, your life is over.
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