I used to love the election season'cause it's kind of fun. Everyone makes a big sport out of it with all these different news stories and everything.…

- Colin Quinn

I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don't own any.

- Colin Quinn

I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them.

- Colin Quinn

I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different.

- Colin Quinn

It’s sad. Marxism didn’t work. Communism didn’t work. Capitalism doesn’t work. Nothing works. Even democracy doesn’t work. Democracy-the greatest fo…

- Colin Quinn

You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is …

- Colin Quinn

People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same.

- Colin Quinn

Humanity is a crazy contradiction. I accept us for who we are. We're not that great. Every time we take a step forward we go back to the same primiti…

- Colin Quinn

The earth is a used Kleenex on the universe's nightstand.

- Colin Quinn