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Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
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