If there is any emergence of a fourth party in British politics, it is the task of the Liberal Party to strangle it at birth.

- Cyril Smith

Superfluous money buys wasted time, propelling desires that otherwise lay buried beneath the feet of honest toil.

- Cyril Smith

Parliament is the longest running farce in the West End.

- Cyril Smith

If the fence is strong enough I'll sit on it.

- Cyril Smith