Emotionally I'm about 13.

- Dick Van Dyke

The secret to keeping moving is keeping moving.

- Dick Van Dyke

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

- Dick Van Dyke

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

- Dick Van Dyke

Sing like nobody can hear you, dance like nobody can see you, and love like you've never been hurt.

- Dick Van Dyke

Hope is life's essential nutrient, and love is what gives life meaning

- Dick Van Dyke

In my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living.

- Dick Van Dyke

Somebody asked what I wanted on my gravestone. I'm just going to put: 'Glad I Could Help.'

- Dick Van Dyke

Anyone who doesn't sing and dance at every opportunity is missing out on the joy of life.

- Dick Van Dyke