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At the end of the day, I don't think I am going to be judged by what happened in the 90's and 2000's, at the end of the day my career will be judged from beginning to end and everything in between.

Carlos Mencia
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If I were to say that I grew up in East Los Angeles in the projects poor, I assumed that everybody understood that it came with its own reasons for b…

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Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping.

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I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.

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Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilario…

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America is such a great country, we have fat poor people.

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If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.

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When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're homeless, when black people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're called …

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I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim.

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