Art isn't just paint and music, art is breaking glass and the sounds we make without realizing.

- Joey Comeau

Alzheimer's disease is death before death, and I'm terrified of it.

- Joey Comeau

I am writing to apply for the position of bookkeeper. Attached, you will find my list of qualifications. I have been keeping books for four years now…

- Joey Comeau

Judge if you want, we are all going to die. I intend to deserve it.

- Joey Comeau

And when our sun explodes and we are all destroyed, we'll be rocks and chunks of I am not sure what, and maybe we'll rain down on somewhere else.

- Joey Comeau

Romance is all about making a story out of our love.

- Joey Comeau

There's a romance to danger. There's a romance to drinking, to drugs, to petty crime and to heartbreak and loneliness. All of those things can be use…

- Joey Comeau

I live to feel her fingers move inside of me like this. The bus makes another stop. A fat man climbs aboard, hauling himself up the stairs. I would k…

- Joey Comeau

If at first you don't succeed...run.

- Joey Comeau