My black friends in America don't believe me. I said, 'Dude, I'm Nigerian American.' 'Word? We thought you were, like, regular black.' What the hell …

- Godfrey

I got into trouble a lot in school. They say you're a disturbance in class. You're a distraction, they're moving you around. You never really get rew…

- Godfrey

I think that sometimes I've been a little too nice. I think you have to have a balance. When you're too nice people take you for granted, they take y…

- Godfrey

Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!

- Godfrey

I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport.

- Godfrey

I used to think it was corny to be in love but actually it's corny to lose an awesome woman! Real talk.

- Godfrey

I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He's the cutest inside but you know on the street he would be the ugliest.

- Godfrey

The one thing you don't want to be is a sucky clean comic. I hate sucky clean comics! It's like Christian rock, bro. I'd rather listen to gospel and …

- Godfrey

You know, the energy I think I was just born with. I think I was just always like that as I kid; I was always real energetic.

- Godfrey