I like to go to England, and I'll tell you why. I like to go to a country where I am considered the best-looking person. It's as simple as that. Hollywood, kind of a crushing ego blow - 'Hey Buddy Holly, you are so old, have you not perished in a plane crash?' But not in England, good God, not there. In England, God bless that dinky island, there it's, 'Good God, look at him. He has all his teeth and his ears are in proportion to his head.' I'm Brad bloody Pitt on that island.
I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I'm not a professional athlete and I don't have access to the good stuff. - Greg Proops
I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I'm not a professional athlete and I don't have access to the good stuff.
- Greg Proops
White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream. - Greg Proops
White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.
No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural. - Greg Proops
No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.
Talking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it? - Greg Proops
Talking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it?
I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want. - Greg Proops
I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.
I like to go to England, and I'll tell you why. I like to go to a country where I am considered the best-looking person. It's as simple as that. Holl… - Greg Proops
I like to go to England, and I'll tell you why. I like to go to a country where I am considered the best-looking person. It's as simple as that. Holl…
Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency. - Greg Proops
Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.
Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos. - Greg Proops
Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.
We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won. - Greg Proops
We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.
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