The English, the English, The English are best: So Up with the English and Down with the Rest!

- Michael Flanders

Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.

- Michael Flanders

If God had intended us to fly, he'd have never given us railways.

- Michael Flanders

January brings the snow / Makes your feet and fingers glow / February's ice and sleet / Freeze the toes right off your feet / Welcome March with wint…

- Michael Flanders

The purpose of satire has been rightly stated as to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half truth, and our job, as I see it, is to …

- Michael Flanders

In July the Sun is hot. Is it shining? No, it's not!

- Michael Flanders

Eating people is wrong...

- Michael Flanders

One of the great problems of the world today is undoubtedly this problem of not being able to talk to scientists, because we don't understand science…

- Michael Flanders

A Bradypus or Sloth am I, / I live a life of ease, / Contented not to do or die / But idle as I please.

- Michael Flanders