As an enlisted sailor, I don't feel that the Navy is advancing me in rank fast enough, so I'm going to change my last name to Stains. My guess is they would rather promote me than to have to refer to me as Seaman Stains.
Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak. - Brad Wilkerson
Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak.
- Brad Wilkerson
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it's often in huge tits, too. - Brad Wilkerson
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it's often in huge tits, too.
Sure, companies say they're sensitive to their employees' cultural heritages, but show up on casual Friday wearing a necklace made from the ears of y… - Brad Wilkerson
Sure, companies say they're sensitive to their employees' cultural heritages, but show up on casual Friday wearing a necklace made from the ears of y…
As an enlisted sailor, I don't feel that the Navy is advancing me in rank fast enough, so I'm going to change my last name to Stains. My guess is the… - Brad Wilkerson
As an enlisted sailor, I don't feel that the Navy is advancing me in rank fast enough, so I'm going to change my last name to Stains. My guess is the…
I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line. - Brad Wilkerson
I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line.
Light up a spliff and hit the strip club. - Brad Wilkerson
Light up a spliff and hit the strip club.
They say that dog is man's best friend, and I think it's true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff my best friend does, like drool on my couch, mooch… - Brad Wilkerson
They say that dog is man's best friend, and I think it's true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff my best friend does, like drool on my couch, mooch…
Tapping melons with your knuckles is a good way of making your selection in the store, but apparently it's frowned upon at the strip club. - Brad Wilkerson
Tapping melons with your knuckles is a good way of making your selection in the store, but apparently it's frowned upon at the strip club.
I recently read that Arnold Schwarzenegger collects Hummers. Now we know why Maria's face is frozen in that puckered position. - Brad Wilkerson
I recently read that Arnold Schwarzenegger collects Hummers. Now we know why Maria's face is frozen in that puckered position.
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