Life, to me personally, I believe it is a finite thing, my consciousness, and I want to use it as much as possible.

- Robin Ince

They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom.

- Robin Ince

I'm glad the universe is pointless. It means if I get to the end of my life, the universe can't turn to me and go, 'What have you been doing, you idi…

- Robin Ince

Wherever you are on Earth, there is more life present than in the rest of the known universe.

- Robin Ince

Homeopaths do not have a physical brain, but merely 'skull water' with the memory of brains.

- Robin Ince

My life is constant revision but it's not revision, a lot of it is for the first time.

- Robin Ince

We very quickly forget about the wonderful things we've got. People lose their excitement because there's too much. Basically we're experiencing noth…

- Robin Ince

My wife could turn to me and she may say, 'Why do you love me?' And I can with all honesty look her in the eye and say, 'Because our pheromones match…

- Robin Ince

One idea I explore in my stand-up show is whether, if you try looking at the universe rationally and avoid coping mechanisms like mysticism or religi…

- Robin Ince