Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs.
Andrew is an integral part of the team and he is staying at my football club. The reality is I need him to score the goals that will get us promoted. - Simon Jordan
Andrew is an integral part of the team and he is staying at my football club. The reality is I need him to score the goals that will get us promoted.
- Simon Jordan
I had an Aston Martin phone worth ?15,000 given to me as a present. I dropped it in a gin and tonic about 15 seconds after opening it. - Simon Jordan
I had an Aston Martin phone worth ?15,000 given to me as a present. I dropped it in a gin and tonic about 15 seconds after opening it.
I'm not going to drag it out or make a point, because points are pointless. - Simon Jordan
I'm not going to drag it out or make a point, because points are pointless.
In retrospect, of course I regret calling them (Charlton fans) morons. Imbeciles would have been more appropriate. - Simon Jordan
In retrospect, of course I regret calling them (Charlton fans) morons. Imbeciles would have been more appropriate.
What does Everton chairman Bill Kenwright think he will get for £6m? Andy Johnson's trainers? - Simon Jordan
What does Everton chairman Bill Kenwright think he will get for £6m? Andy Johnson's trainers?
Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs. - Simon Jordan
I'm no respecter of tradition and I have no time for the Manchester Uniteds and Arsenals of this world. There's nothing to admire in these clubs. The… - Simon Jordan
I'm no respecter of tradition and I have no time for the Manchester Uniteds and Arsenals of this world. There's nothing to admire in these clubs. The…
Agents are nasty scum. They're evil and divisive and pointless. They only survive because the rest of the sport is so corrupt and because leading foo… - Simon Jordan
Agents are nasty scum. They're evil and divisive and pointless. They only survive because the rest of the sport is so corrupt and because leading foo…
If I see another David Gold interview on the poor East End Jewish boy done good I'll impale myself on one of his dildos. - Simon Jordan
If I see another David Gold interview on the poor East End Jewish boy done good I'll impale myself on one of his dildos.
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