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You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one of the few things in my life that I knew I was going to be able to do, and I also felt as though I'd be able to do it the way I wanted to do it.

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Bill Burr's Popular Quotes

[I'm] more German than Irish.

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We need a plague. It's gotta happen. And don't worry, it's only gonna kill the weak. Seriously. Put on a sweater, take some vitamins, you're gonna be…

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Realize that sleeping on a futon when you're 30 is not the worst thing. You know what's worse, sleeping in a king bed next to a wife you're not reall…

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Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.

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Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else's success is not your failure.

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Inter-racial sex is probably some of the best sex on the planet. You know what that is? Because with inter-racial sex there's like this whole added p…

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Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

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Deny your emotions and act like you have answers

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To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.

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