You can't even go to Heaven if you get killed by Spinach, you can't even go. You don't even know what to tell Jesus. You Just 'You know what Jesus, I did have a salad, I really Did I- I Didn't know what I was thinking about.
Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure. - Katt Williams
Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it's ribbed for your pleasure.
- Katt Williams
I can remember thinking, at the age of 3, that I invented the concept of lying. By a brilliant thought process, I figured that I could fib and avoid … - Katt Williams
I can remember thinking, at the age of 3, that I invented the concept of lying. By a brilliant thought process, I figured that I could fib and avoid …
My legs tired, ain't your legs tired!? His legs ain't Tired! He Just... Tinktinktinktinktinktink, TinktinkTinktinkTinktink!! Just paperclips and Spar… - Katt Williams
My legs tired, ain't your legs tired!? His legs ain't Tired! He Just... Tinktinktinktinktinktink, TinktinkTinktinkTinktink!! Just paperclips and Spar…
I think pimp, therefore i am. - Katt Williams
I think pimp, therefore i am.
A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big. - Katt Williams
A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.
There's only winning and losing, and in our society, as in all societies, there's the person that's doing the winning, or there's the person that's f… - Katt Williams
There's only winning and losing, and in our society, as in all societies, there's the person that's doing the winning, or there's the person that's f…
My name is "A Pimp named Slickback" Wait... A Pimp?? ... Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the "A Pimp… - Katt Williams
My name is "A Pimp named Slickback" Wait... A Pimp?? ... Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the "A Pimp…
Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life. - Katt Williams
Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.
Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may. - Katt Williams
Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may.
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