You can't even go to Heaven if you get killed by Spinach, you can't even go. You don't even know what to tell Jesus. You Just 'You know what Jesus, I did have a salad, I really Did I- I Didn't know what I was thinking about.
I can remember thinking, at the age of 3, that I invented the concept of lying. By a brilliant thought process, I figured that I could fib and avoid … - Katt Williams
I can remember thinking, at the age of 3, that I invented the concept of lying. By a brilliant thought process, I figured that I could fib and avoid …
- Katt Williams
A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big. - Katt Williams
A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.
I think pimp, therefore i am. - Katt Williams
I think pimp, therefore i am.
My name is "A Pimp named Slickback" Wait... A Pimp?? ... Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the "A Pimp… - Katt Williams
My name is "A Pimp named Slickback" Wait... A Pimp?? ... Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the "A Pimp…
Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache. - Katt Williams
Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.
There's only winning and losing, and in our society, as in all societies, there's the person that's doing the winning, or there's the person that's f… - Katt Williams
There's only winning and losing, and in our society, as in all societies, there's the person that's doing the winning, or there's the person that's f…
Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life. - Katt Williams
Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.
Hello?... No I'm sorry no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?.. No it's a nine not a seven... Well try it if it doest work call me back we'… - Katt Williams
Hello?... No I'm sorry no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?.. No it's a nine not a seven... Well try it if it doest work call me back we'…
Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may. - Katt Williams
Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may.
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