Even a mentally challenged shark would figure out that sea turtles did not wear boxer shorts printed in flying piggies, and no sea turtle would be yattering streams of obscenities between chain-smoker gasps of breath.
A woman’s magazine quiz: Question: You decide to do the dread deed and just as things are starting to get hot he comes, rolls over, and asks, “Was it… - Christopher Moore
A woman’s magazine quiz: Question: You decide to do the dread deed and just as things are starting to get hot he comes, rolls over, and asks, “Was it…
- Christopher Moore
Unless you can change the past, you’re wasting the present on this guilt - Christopher Moore
Unless you can change the past, you’re wasting the present on this guilt
Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him. - Christopher Moore
Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.
It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs. - Christopher Moore
It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.
He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a sta… - Christopher Moore
He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a sta…
Why understand when you can believe? - Christopher Moore
Why understand when you can believe?
An adventure story is fear recalled in comfort. - Christopher Moore
An adventure story is fear recalled in comfort.
You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't. - Christopher Moore
You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't.
Children see magic because they look for it. - Christopher Moore
Children see magic because they look for it.
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