When we did eventually get to the party - me walking next to Dad's Volvo driving at five miles an hour - I had a horrible time. Everyone laughed at first but then more or less ignored me. In a mood of defiant stuffed oliveness I did have a dance by myself but things kept crashing to the floor around me. The host asked if I would sit down. I had a go at that but it was useless. In the end I was at the gate for about an hour before Dad arrived.
How do you make yourself not like someone? - Louise Rennison
How do you make yourself not like someone?
- Louise Rennison
Vaisey looked like a startled earwig. - Louise Rennison
Vaisey looked like a startled earwig.
When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior. - Louise Rennison
When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.
Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on - Louise Rennison
Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on
Love is a many trousered thing. - Louise Rennison
Love is a many trousered thing.
Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me. - Louise Rennison
Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me.
He said, "Hi, gorgeous," which I think is nice. I admire honesty. - Louise Rennison
He said, "Hi, gorgeous," which I think is nice. I admire honesty.
Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them. - Louise Rennison
Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.
I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them. - Louise Rennison
I like the idea that I can talk to any teenage girls. You know, in a language that makes sense to them.
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