If I ever modelled for Calvin Klein I'd give myself to a flock of fans to beat me silly with a baseball bat.

- Joey Jordison

I wake up: I am mental, I got to bed and I am mental, I am mental within my dreams, I am mental within my normal state, I'm out of my mind.

- Joey Jordison

I use Pearl Eliminator Pedals and I swear by them.

- Joey Jordison

The thing about this band is that every member of the band is a song-writer so that takes some of the pressure off.

- Joey Jordison