Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.
I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am. - Roddy Piper
I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.
- Roddy Piper
Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions. - Roddy Piper
Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.
My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new. - Roddy Piper
My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.
Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper! - Roddy Piper
Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!
I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark. - Roddy Piper
I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.
I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair. - Roddy Piper
I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.
You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun! - Roddy Piper
You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash! - Roddy Piper
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!
You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide. - Roddy Piper
You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.
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