Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex. - Earl Wilson
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.
- Earl Wilson
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. - Earl Wilson
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking. - Earl Wilson
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves. - Earl Wilson
Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments. - Earl Wilson
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't. - Earl Wilson
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back. - Earl Wilson
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills. - Earl Wilson
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
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