Did you ever see a one eyed woman cry? You know the saddest thing about the woman, the tears don't come out just one eye.

- Gary B.B. Coleman

You know a one eyed woman, she do the best she can. She search the world over trying to find her a one eyed man.

- Gary B.B. Coleman

She had something down there twice as big as mine. That's why I say you better watch where you stroke, cause it could turn out, turn out to be a joke.

- Gary B.B. Coleman

I even made love to myself once. Uhh, I wasn't suppose to tell you that.

- Gary B.B. Coleman